Miscellaneous linkdump
Dec. 24th, 2018 11:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jadislefeuI love following AI Weidness, Janelle makes really great machine learning humor. Her post on neural net Christmas carols is true to form in weird.
The 19th Century Trope Generator is great fun, and has some quite interesting ideas, actually.
Guidelines For Female Protagonists In Hallmark Christmas Movies at McSweeney's is great--I avoid watching movies in almost all circumstances because I find plot stressful, but McSweeney's is always hilarious, and judging by the like four people I'm following on twitter who keep livetweeting Hallmark movies, this sounds pretty on the nose. Regardless, it's funny.
Moresciatrix, this time older links stumbled across on ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
girlgay, on struggling to learn to write f/f smut even when one knows how to have f/f sex at f/f writing gripe of the night and a collection of links associated with that topic and trying to work out an answer to it.
A list of f/f communities on dreamwidth.
The Bad Sex Awards
Warning: one of the quoted sex scenes contains a man having sex with (raping? unclear from minimal context available) a woman who is asleep and unaware that it is happening
As usual, they leave me going '...surely these authors have to do this on purpose. How can anyone possibly put together words this exquisitely unsexy by accident, while trying to write good sex.' Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her. Really? Really. Pepper mill? *Enamelled* pepper mill?!
Dinosaur Comics on "concealed shoes"
A twitter thread imagining a Muppet Les Miserables. It's so on the nose and I'm in love. Sam the Eagle IS perfect as Javert! Miss Piggy singing On My Own would be HILARIOUS! I wasn't quite on board with Cosette being Camilla until we got to 'Marius is Gonzo' and then I was '...yeah, okay'. Rizzo in Master of the House, omg, that wasn't dwelt on but I'm imagining it and filled with glee.
The 19th Century Trope Generator is great fun, and has some quite interesting ideas, actually.
Guidelines For Female Protagonists In Hallmark Christmas Movies at McSweeney's is great--I avoid watching movies in almost all circumstances because I find plot stressful, but McSweeney's is always hilarious, and judging by the like four people I'm following on twitter who keep livetweeting Hallmark movies, this sounds pretty on the nose. Regardless, it's funny.
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sciatrix, this time older links stumbled across on girlgay, on struggling to learn to write f/f smut even when one knows how to have f/f sex at f/f writing gripe of the night and a collection of links associated with that topic and trying to work out an answer to it.A list of f/f communities on dreamwidth.
The Bad Sex Awards
Warning: one of the quoted sex scenes contains a man having sex with (raping? unclear from minimal context available) a woman who is asleep and unaware that it is happening
As usual, they leave me going '...surely these authors have to do this on purpose. How can anyone possibly put together words this exquisitely unsexy by accident, while trying to write good sex.' Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her. Really? Really. Pepper mill? *Enamelled* pepper mill?!
Dinosaur Comics on "concealed shoes"
A twitter thread imagining a Muppet Les Miserables. It's so on the nose and I'm in love. Sam the Eagle IS perfect as Javert! Miss Piggy singing On My Own would be HILARIOUS! I wasn't quite on board with Cosette being Camilla until we got to 'Marius is Gonzo' and then I was '...yeah, okay'. Rizzo in Master of the House, omg, that wasn't dwelt on but I'm imagining it and filled with glee.
